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Post by katelin416 on Jun 9, 2008 21:41:56 GMT -5
I can understand that. I was born and raised here, and I have just grown used to the weather.
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Post by chris88 on Jun 9, 2008 21:53:52 GMT -5
there was guy at school that lived in portland.. and he got a shock when he came to norway....COOOOLD! i think i would like the oregon weather...
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Post by Fluffy Poodle on Jun 9, 2008 23:50:02 GMT -5
It isn't so much the cold. I'm from Massachusetts and it gets a hell of alot colder there than it does here! But here it's cloudy and rainy for about 8-9 months. this winter I think has actually been the coldest and longest since I moved here.
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Post by chris88 on Jun 10, 2008 8:55:00 GMT -5
you should see Bergen (west in norway) it rains there 3/4 of the year crayyyzey!
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Post by chris88 on Jun 10, 2008 11:17:33 GMT -5
emo jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
So, an emo kid walks into a bar… Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it
How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude? Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.
What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass? Emo grass cuts itself.
What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid? “Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”
“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”
"I'm sorry to hear about your girlfriend, but could you go cut yourself elsewhere?"
What is stupid enough to click on a thread he knows is going to make fun of him and still complain about being offended? An emo kid
Hey, is that an EMO band in your pocket, or are you just sad to see me?
Drive an emo insane: Put 'em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
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Post by seacow on Jun 11, 2008 5:28:33 GMT -5
haha. gotta love the emo jokes. someone wrote the "the grass cuts itself" joke @ the mens room on my school
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Post by Giselle on Jun 19, 2008 21:53:57 GMT -5
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the heck alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else. 6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield. 14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force.' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. 18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 21. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.[/i] The wisdom of Guru Kitty is spreading
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Post by Giselle on Jul 4, 2008 7:32:16 GMT -5
Not really funny but interesting .............
This Sunday July 6th, 2008, at four minutes and five seconds after 3:00 AM the time and date will be:
03:04:05 06/07/08
This will never happen again in your life time ........ BUT do you really want to stay up to 3 am for it.
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Post by laymedown on Jul 5, 2008 16:52:16 GMT -5
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Post by kate on Jul 5, 2008 16:55:18 GMT -5
and again!
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Post by Sally K on Aug 1, 2008 16:51:04 GMT -5
Here's one a friend emailed me today........
A real story (apparently) by a Man who was standing in a queue in Tesco's.........
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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Post by Sally K on Aug 1, 2008 16:53:52 GMT -5
Another one........
Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies... 'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE'
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Post by kate on Aug 1, 2008 19:13:59 GMT -5
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Post by Sally K on Aug 2, 2008 6:09:46 GMT -5
Love this one!!! It's so silly!!
'I went for a job interview yesterday as a blacksmith. When asked if I'd ever shoe'd a horse before, I said no, but I've told a donkey to f*ck off!!'
Not sure if it translates very well. So if you don't get it, sorry.
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Post by Sally K on Aug 2, 2008 7:09:34 GMT -5
Jane and Arlene Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene : What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.Arlene : Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.
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